Newsgroups: alt.ufo.reports
From: MrPostingRobot@kymhorsell.com
Subject: who is driving?

[uploaded 24 times; last 28/09/2024]

This is really just a bit of fun. But it's something the AI programs
cooked up over the past few days using the "nav model".

The idea is we can get a "fingerprint" of ufo's with a particular
property -- like color or shape or time-of-day sighted -- that shows
how well the NUFORC sightings with that property match up against
asteroids from a particular part of the solar system.

And we can also get a fingerprint of various other events or sightings
or changes in some variable some organisation has collected over time.

So given all these fingerprints it is natural to start comparing them
to see if ufo's with a particular property seem to "come from" the
same part of the solar system as some other events, sightings or
changes. In particular, anything that may have been spotted over time
that might, just might, be able to take hold of whatever controls
these craft have and pilot them around the solar system.

IOW, we can potentially predict what kind of creature is flying a disk
type ufo versus a cigar type ufo. Etc.

While the AI algorithms *claim* to be fairly sure of some of the
answers and fairly UN-sure of some other answers at this point in
proceedings all the suggestions should be taken with a large grain of
salt -- much like intelligence information. Remember the intel that
Saddam Hussein was prepared to use poison gas against US troops when
the UN and the weapons inspectors repeatedly said they had checked and
he had no WMD available? That's how reliable intelligence information
can be. :)

So it's a bit of fun. It may be possible to tighten the algorithms up
to try to ensure they are making "good guesses". But until then just
use it as a mental model of what might be done with a bunch of numbers
without ever having to shoot one of the things down and open it up and
find out exactly what is inside.

For each ufo type I'm currently interested in the section lists the
"potential pilot sighting" where the list of asteroids most likely
associated with the ufo type and the pilot type are as similar as
possible. The number at the start of each line indicates how certain
the match-up is at least in the mind of the AI.  It has examined
approx 8000 possible assignments of pilot to ufo type and find the
similarity in the 2 sets of fingerprints are in the top 800 (top
decile) of similarity metrics. A certainty of 99 means e.g. the
fingerprint match was in the top 80 of the 8000 possible match-ups.

The ufo types are the NUFORC "shapes" categories plus a few of my own.
"Chase" means ufos that are seen to be escorted, chased or otherwise
interact with civilian or military aircraft. "Dawn" and "Dusk"
indicate the times they are seen (i.e. 6am local time +-1 hr; 6pm
local time +-1 hr).  "Giant" means the witness compared the size of
the ufo with a football field; sometimes many football
fields. "Mylist" is the list of sightings in my diary between 2020 and
2022. And "Wave" means ufo sightings that seem to be part of a
wave. My definition of a wave is the number of ufos seen in the next
7d is in the top 10% of such values.

=== UFO-CHASE ===
99 HUMANOIDS-tall 
99 WHALELAT 
97 CHAMP 
93 HUMANOIDS-hairy
92 PENGUIN
91 HUMANOIDS1990-reptilian
91 HUMANOIDS 
89 HUMANOIDS1990-blond 
84 HUMANOIDS1990 
81 HUMANOIDS-short 

The AI says its best guess for the pilot of ufo's that get chased or
escorted by military or other aircraft are "tall humanoids".  Some of
the folklore says "Tall Whites" pwn planet earth.  Other guesses
include the lake monster Champ, hairy humanoids, reptilians, blonds,
short humanoids and penguins.

The last comes from the fact the asteroids connected with mass penguin
deaths are the same ones more or less as are connected with ufos that
witnesses say were being chased by jets. The AI reasons that maybe the
pilot of some of these things are themselves some kind of
penguin. Yea. AI's can sound a bit demented sometimes. Try talking
with some of those chatbots online and you'll get the idea. :)

=== UFO-CHEVRON ===
83 HUMANOIDS1990-hairy 

=== UFO-CIGAR ===
No Opinion

The AI can not even guess what what kind of creature could pilot a
cigar ufo. Nothing that is associated with a type of humanoid or
cryptid is in the top 10% of things it matched up against the "hangout
asteroids" of Cigars.

=== UFO-CYLINDER ===
No Opinion

=== UFO-DAWN ===
92 HUMANOIDS-tall 
88 WHALELAT 

UFO's appearing around dawn maybe piloted by tall humanoids because the
"fingerprints" match up around 92%. Down in 2nd place are whales at
88% likely (according to the AI's calculation).

The "WHALELAT" events are sightings of right whales in the Atlantic
over the past 50 y. The "LAT" means the latitude of these sightings
seems to be uncannily in sync with what could be trips between certain
asteroids and Earth. More arrivals on a given day seem to push whale
sightings latitudes one way and less arrivals push it the other way.
The AI reasons this might indicate the actual pilot or passengers
of the relevant ufo are themselves some kind of whale or whale-like being.

Sounds crazy but not totally impossible given the suspected size and
distribution of warm salt water oceans around the solar system.
Yea. I'm watching you Ganymede!

=== UFO-DISK ===
No opinion

=== UFO-DUSK ===
96 HUMANOIDS-tall 
93 WHALELAT 
88 CHAMP
81 HUMANOIDS-hairy
  
=== UFO-FIREBALL ===
99 HUMANOIDS-tall 
98 WHALELAT 
93 CHAMP
86 HUMANOIDS-hairy
86 HUMANOIDS
85 PENGUIN
  
=== UFO-FLASH ===
88 WHALEDEATHS 
85 HUMANOIDS1990
85 HUMANOIDS-short

UFO's described as "flashes in the sky" seem to associate with the
same asteroids and comets as the mass deaths of whales.  The AI uses
the same logic as the PENGUIN mass deaths, above.
  
=== UFO-FORMATION ===
99 HUMANOIDS-tall 
97 WHALELAT 
87 CHAMP
  
=== UFO-GIANT ===
No opinion 
  
=== UFO-LIGHT ===
95 JELLYFISH
89 HUMANOIDS1990-reptilian
88 HUMANOIDS-blond
87 BIRDDEATHS

Oh this is just GREAT! I was hoping some kind of UFO would be piloted
by a jellyfish and the AI picks Light types as the 95% obvious choice
for that honor. Either jellyfish or reptilians or blonds.  Or maybe
some kind of bird. :)
  
=== UFO-MYLIST ===
85 BIGFOOT

Just great. (In the other sense of "great").  I didn't see this one
coming. The things I see flying over my place at least weekly are 85%
likely piloted by something like a bigfoot (or Yowie we call them in
Australia; various indigenous tribes have a tradition of Yowies and
they are said to kidnap people and children, throw logs, and eat anything
up to and including roadkill).
  
=== UFO-NOTLIGHT ===
99 HUMANOIDS-tall 
97 WHALELAT 
94 CHAMP
90 HUMANOIDS
87 PENGUIN
84 HUMANOIDS-hairy
82 HUMANOIDS1990-blond
  
=== UFO-SPHERE ===
97 HUMANOIDS
96 HUMANOIDS-tall 
96 WHALELAT 
93 CHAMP
92 PENGUIN
91 HUMANOIDS1990-blond
90 WHALEDEATHS 
83 HUMANOIDS1990
82 HUMANOIDS-short
80 HUMANOIDS-hairy
  
=== UFO-TRIANGLE ===
97 CRYPTIDS
82 NESSIE

Because cryptid sightings (as listed in some database) seem to have
the same fingerprint as Triangle UFO's listed by the NUFORC the AI
deduces the pilot or passengers of Triangles could be the same kinds
of cryptids.
  
=== UFO-WAVE ===
98 HUMANOIDS1990-reptilian
98 CHAMP
96 PENGUIN
95 WHALELAT 
95 HUMANOIDS-hairy
94 HUMANOIDS-tall 
93 HUMANOIDS-blond
92 HUMANOIDS1990-blond
91 HUMANOIDS1990
89 HUMANOIDS

The UFO's seen in waves are 98% likely to be piloted or associated with
reptilian-type humanoids. So says the AI.

--
"Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less."
-- Marie Curie

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