Top 10 reasons for French resuming nuclear tests

10)

To find out shelf-life of A-Bombs

9)

To intimidate Eurodisney

8)

Try and mutate 12 legged frogs

7)

To stop bomb scientists from playing tetris

6)

Get rid of plutonium they could not sell the Japanese

5)

As a protest against the infiltration of English words into the French language

4)

French want to win the NATO dick-waving contest this time

3)

Hope that the radiation mutates a huge, fast polynesian rugby player for France

2)

To lure the Rainbow Warrior out so the commandos won't get caught this time

1)

The lab poodle ate all the notes from the last tests.